This duck walks in to a bar, goes up to the bartender and asks, “Go any grapes?”
The bartender says, “What kind of place do you think this is, we don’t have any grapes. Get out of here.”
The next night the duck walks up to the bartender and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender says, “What is wrong with you? This is a bar we don’t have any grapes. Stop asking and get out of here.”
The next night the duck walks up to the bartender and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender yells at the duck, “We got no grapes, we never have grapes, don’t ever come in here asking for grapes. If you come in here one more time asking for grapes I am going to nail your webbed feet to the bar!”
The next night the duck walks up to the bartender and asks, “Got any nails?”
The bartender says, “What is wrong with you? No we don’t have nails in the bar.”
The ducks, “Well, in that case, got any grapes?”
That was one of my father’s jokes. He could embellish it, extend, shorten and add a few voice inflections that would just get people laughing. I told this to the grand kids once and the declared it, “the funniest joke ever.”
More stuff next Friday,
Andrew
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I started telling the 2 youngest kids this joke and they broke into song. You tube duck song you’ll get a laugh from it. For the kids they made it a lemonade stand. 🙂
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Yes, a Facebook friend of mine sent me the youtube link. It’s great and the also changed it to glue instead of nails. I think I ‘ll post that link this week for everyone.
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Good idea. (I still think the nails r better) lol. 🙂
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Me too, but I get why they’d change that for something targeted at kids.
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Good one!
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Thanks to you and your father for the LOL moment!
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my friend’s son used to tell that joke over and over, about 15 years ago. Still funny!!
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My father didn’t tell this one that often, but when it did, it was well received.
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What a great way to start my Friday. Thank you, Andrew.
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Love it!
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LOL Thanks for sharing.
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Haha, thanks for the Friday funny. Happy weekend to you!
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