Friday Wisdom – Heaven and Hell

Posted on 07/06/2018 by Andrew Reynolds

On our river cruise the Program Director shared this bit of information about Europe:

Heaven in Europe is where:

  • the police are British
  • the lovers French
  • the mechanics German
  • the chefs Italian
  • and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell in Europe is where:

  • the police are German
  • the lovers Swiss
  • the mechanics French
  • the chefs British
  • and it is all organized by the Italians.

And now you know.

More wisdom next week.

Andrew

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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26 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Heaven and Hell

  1. CJ Hartwell says:
    07/15/2018 at 11:04 am

    Oh my, that’s hilarious! Someone needs to write a skit of that!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Itching for Hitching says:
    07/08/2018 at 10:59 pm

    We all have our little quirks!

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  3. timkeen40 says:
    07/08/2018 at 3:41 pm

    I would love to know exactly what you went through. I hope to someday. I the meantime, thanks for telling all about it.
    Tim

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  5. Debra says:
    07/07/2018 at 8:14 pm

    Good to know! What wonderful travels, now matter who was in charge!

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  6. G. J. Jolly says:
    07/07/2018 at 9:38 am

    From my experience, you can get heaven in Greece.

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  7. Baydreamer says:
    07/07/2018 at 7:29 am

    Wisdom good to know. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Shirley Buxton says:
    07/06/2018 at 5:53 pm

    But those Italians are such fun . . . and the food . .

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  9. Diane Henders says:
    07/06/2018 at 5:41 pm

    Oh dear. I’ll take “heaven”, please.

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  10. Carrie Rubin says:
    07/06/2018 at 8:06 am

    Ha, too funny!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Jacqui Murray says:
    07/06/2018 at 7:30 am

    That’s pretty funny. “Organized by the Italians”–yikes!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. dorannrule says:
    07/06/2018 at 7:00 am

    Now those are pearls of real wisdom.

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