Shin, noun, a device for finding furniture in the dark.
More wisdom next week,
Andrew
About Andrew Reynolds
Born in California
Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism.
I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired.
Then I got prostate cancer.
Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
I’m wincing thinking about the times I’ve used my ‘furniture locator”… Andrew…where are you? We’re getting worried!!
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I’m sure I have some permanent damage there. I’m here, will post something soon.
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It’s also how I find furniture when walking while reading. (I multitask a lot)
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Walking while reading … walking while reading … hummm. Really?!? 😉
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That’s hilarious! (And true!)
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I have the bruises to prove it.
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LOL! (And I concur on the “ouch” part.) This is why I move into a house, place the furniture, and NEVER MOVE IT AGAIN until I move out, even if it’s decades later. It’s not very “designerly”, but it’s much easier on the toes, shins, and profanity generator.
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That’s a good plan, but do check once in a while because I’ve noticed that sometimes furniture moves on its own.
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Especially after a few beverages.
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It works a lot then.
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Interestingly, although most gadgets eventually fail, I’ve noticed my furniture-finder works better than ever.
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Good point, it does seem to work better with age.
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So true.
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Just last night I found a coffee table and a chair.
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I bet you were wondering where those had gotten to.
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I had, keeping track of all the furniture is a full time job.
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True. I hope your shins get paid well, and especially that they get decent health care benefits.
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They have been complaining lately …
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I hope they don’t go on strike.
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Ouch from me too…
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“Ouch,” indicator that you’ve found something. 🙂
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I agree with ‘ouch’ My ‘pinkie toes’ are mutilated for life. It is really cumbersome wearing my steel-toed knee high construction boots all the time at 65yrs old in the home 😉
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That would be cumbersome.
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I don’t often laugh out loud, but that did the trick. Thank you!
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Sometimes I get it right. 😉
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A similar device, perhaps even more effective: toe
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Yes, and likely to generate more profanity when an object is detected.
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OUCH!
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Exactly the indication you get when you’ve found the furniture…
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