I don’t have a poem, picture or essay this week. Lately my brain only thinks in titles or very short lines. So if I were to sum up my weekend in a list of blog titles it might go something like this:
- Friday Australian Mystery Night or How to Kill without Firearms
- Saturday Morning Shop Class for Seniors – Safety with Bifocals
- The Lady’s Luncheon and the Men Who Avoid Them
- The Art and Practice of Gluing Fingers to Wood
- Diet Day One or the of Life as We Use to Know It
- Church Coffee Hour – How to Avoid Conversation and Cake
- An Afternoon at the Opera
- To Write or Not To Write – Is that a Question?
- Ann with an E – Rewriting the Classics.
Well someday I might write something serious again, but now it’s time for “Man VS. Exercise Bike.”
Till next time,
Andrew
Andrew's View of the Week 
Love your titles! Seems like a great practice for every week, along the lines of a “gratitude journal.” A way to make your week sound more interesting and fun.
What opera was it? (Also, you avoid coffee hour conversations too? Power to the Introverts!)
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The opera was: The Abduction from the Seraglio – one of Mozart’s less known opera. People watching at opera is very interesting. I found the trick to avoid those conversations is to join the hospitality committee and be responsible for clean up. Great way to duck conversations: “I’m doing coffee hour today, sorry need to get more sugar packets.” Works every time.
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Love these titles–very fun!
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It was fun writing them.
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Wonderful titles
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Thanks.
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You’ve provided quite a look at how life is going at the moment, Andrew. The opera sounds like a much better option than the exercise bike…or the glued fingers! 🙂 Good luck this week, my friend!
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The opera was better than the exercise bike. Good thing I was using a wood glue, because it peals off easy.
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Lol…sounds like quite the week.
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Well, the titles make sound more interesting than it was…
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Love them all. They should be used as prompts for readers to have inspiration!!
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That’s an interesting idea. Thanks!
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Those are wonderful titles. I am going to turn to you for my Amazon comment titles. I am boring in those.
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I have trouble doing reviews on Amazon. Mostly I just say something like, “Yes, it is a blender and blends things nicely.” Recently I got one of their spam emails asking me to review a box of sandpaper I bought. How do you review sandpaper? “It sanded wood and left a nice surface.”
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…unless it’s SIA sandpaper, which is worthy of a lyrical review even from a sanding-hater like me. 😉
Love your titles!
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well, there is that.
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I love it that you think in remarkable titles. Save em for expanded books.
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The titles of my life are far more interesting than my life itself. 😉
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