Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing.
What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark? Leeks
Why don’t people laugh at gardening jokes? they’re too corny
How do you keep a dog from digging in your garden? Take away his shovel.
Name something everyone has on their face: Tulips
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Well, pumpkin pi of course …