A librarian slipped and fell at the library. The paramedics said she walked into the non-friction section.
I found a great book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down.
Don’t spell part backwards – it’s a trap.
iPads are nothing – Moses got the first table that could connect to the cloud.
I went to the library to find a book on fixing automatic transmissions, but they only had manuals.
My friend lost his thesaurus. He’s at a loss for words.
I found the perfect book about cooking with herbs. It’s about thyme.
I asked the reference librarian if they had any books on wall paneling. He said “No, all our books are on shelves.”
Found a great book store yesterday. They had a sale – one third off all titles. I got a copy of, “The Witch, The Lion.”
I bet you’re a hit at your local library — or have you already been banned? 😉
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yeah, they don’t let me in there anymore … sigh …
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Ha! Thanks for tickling my literary funnybone! 🙂
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Those were all winners!
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These are great and so are the smiles!
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As always, you make me laugh — out loud! So because I am pretty speechless at your ability to come up with all of these, I guess I’ll just say that I lost my thesaurus.
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I tell you a secret – I steal most of these. 😉
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Excellent, as always.
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so I have this wonderful Uncle. We call him “Uncle Groan.” Sending this to him…
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These are extra groni today.
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Good inspiration for a day of writing, Andrew.
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I love writing stuff.
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