Friday Wisdom – Books ‘n Stuff

A librarian slipped and fell at the library.  The paramedics said she walked into the non-friction section.

I found a great book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down.

Don’t spell part backwards – it’s a trap.

iPads are nothing – Moses got the first table that could connect to the cloud.

I went to the library to find a book on fixing automatic transmissions, but they only had manuals.

My friend lost his thesaurus. He’s at a loss for words.

I found the perfect book about cooking with herbs.  It’s about thyme.

I asked the reference librarian if they had any books on wall paneling.  He said “No, all our books are on shelves.”

Found a great book store yesterday.  They had a sale – one third off all titles.  I got a copy of, “The Witch, The Lion.”

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Books ‘n Stuff

  1. Christi says:

    I bet you’re a hit at your local library — or have you already been banned? 😉

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  2. Ha! Thanks for tickling my literary funnybone! 🙂

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  3. Those were all winners!

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  4. Baydreamer says:

    These are great and so are the smiles!

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  5. As always, you make me laugh — out loud! So because I am pretty speechless at your ability to come up with all of these, I guess I’ll just say that I lost my thesaurus.

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  6. jfwknifton says:

    Excellent, as always.

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  7. momshieb says:

    so I have this wonderful Uncle. We call him “Uncle Groan.” Sending this to him…

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  8. Good inspiration for a day of writing, Andrew.

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