Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n

Posted on 01/08/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I’ve applied for a job as a garbage truck driver.  There’s no training program.  They say I’ll pick it up as I go along.

I have two friends – a truck driver and an astronaut.  Personally I find the truck driver to be more down to earth.

What do you call a truck driver who doesn’t drive anymore? semi-retired.

What’s a truck driver’s favorite part of a movie? The trailer.

I was working for a carnival driving the truck with the giant eye glasses.  It was quite the spectacle.

A truck hauling raspberries spilled the load on the highway – there was a large traffic jam.

 

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n

  1. ParentingIsFunny says:
    01/12/2021 at 8:12 pm

    Quite the spectacle–I literally rolled my eyes. That’s not a pun. 🙂

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  2. Baydreamer says:
    01/12/2021 at 4:37 pm

    I’m so behind on reading blogs, but these are good for laughs any day. 🙂

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  3. Diane Henders says:
    01/10/2021 at 5:04 pm

    Good ones! Must send them along to my retired-trucker friends!

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  4. Jacqui Murray says:
    01/09/2021 at 8:36 am

    My brother-in-law is a retired trucker. I’ve forwarded these to him.

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  5. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    01/09/2021 at 6:39 am

    Thanks for the laughs because we surely do need some right now!

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  6. jfwknifton says:
    01/09/2021 at 12:38 am

    The joke about the jam made me laugh out loud. Most weeks, at least one joke has that effect, and we certainly need it at the moment.

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  7. Ray V. says:
    01/08/2021 at 5:59 pm

    How do you come up with these? My brain just doesn’t work that way, although I’m still trying to figure out how it diodes work.

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  8. Christi says:
    01/08/2021 at 3:55 pm

    These were your finest yet! Guess the short break did you some good? 😉

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Ryan Callahan says:
    01/08/2021 at 1:41 pm

    😂 Good ones!

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