Friday Wisdom – Shoes

Posted on 03/12/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Due to popular demand (one person asked), today I’m talking about shoes.

The CIA is buying new shoes for their agents.  They’ll all be getting sneakers.

After I posted about not knowing how to properly tie my shoes, it was suggested I go to boot camp.

I got a job offer from a shoe recycling plant, but turned it down because it looked sole destroying.

A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store and asks, “Got any flip-flips?”

Did you hear that they make slippers from bananas?

Running shoes improve your mind – they help jog your memory.

Never criticize someone until you’ve walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.

I’m looking into making clown shoes – that’s no small feet …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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26 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Shoes

  2. Diane Henders says:
    03/18/2021 at 1:54 pm

    Still laughing over the flip-flips and “then you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes”. Thanks for the chuckles!

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  3. Christi says:
    03/15/2021 at 6:02 pm

    Walking a mile in their shoes… that one carries more wisdom than the original saying!

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  4. ParentingIsFunny says:
    03/15/2021 at 4:28 pm

    I was going to give it to flip-flips and jog your memory, but this one really made me laugh: Never criticize someone until you’ve walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.
    LOL! That’s sage advice for sure.

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  5. Jacqui Murray says:
    03/15/2021 at 7:41 am

    I don’t know any shoe jokes that aren’t R rated but here’s a foot one: “plantar fasciitis – which I believe is Latin for, “Your foot hurts.””

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  6. Baydreamer says:
    03/13/2021 at 9:31 am

    Slippers from bananas, good one! 🙂

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  7. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    03/13/2021 at 8:48 am

    Mike drop! Thank you for acknowledging my request and like always, never disappointing with the corny but somehow funny jokes. Mission accomplished, sir. Now….let me think of some more topics for the jokemeister. 😉

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  8. Ray V. says:
    03/13/2021 at 5:20 am

    Got me at flip-flips 😊

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  9. jfwknifton says:
    03/13/2021 at 3:07 am

    Wow! Those were great. I thought of an extra bit:
    “Got any flip-flips?”
    “They’re over there, next to the flop-flops”

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  10. Lyn says:
    03/12/2021 at 7:47 pm

    Enjoyed every groan and double groan these caused, Andrew 😀

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  11. davidprosser says:
    03/12/2021 at 2:10 pm

    Only one or two groans there Andrew.
    Hugs

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