I had a few jokes about matching socks, but I lost one.
Who was the first philosopher to wear socks? Sockrates
I got a hole in my sock – darn it.
Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Most common thing said by a sock, “Great things are afoot.”
The hat said to the sock, “I’ll go ahead and you go by foot.”
I was going to throw out all my socks, but I got cold feet.
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Those are all winners!
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who knew socks could be funny.
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LOL! Good ones!
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😂😂 hilarious
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Okay, socks…I’m waiting for a joke about where all those socks travel to in the washer when they never come out again. 😉
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Actually, the heat and spin of the drier creates a quantum black hole that consumes socks at random by projecting them into an alternative universe. There is an alternate reality where socks just appear for no reason – that’s where your socks are …
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Aha! The Sock World, socked in with socks. 😉 Thanks for explaining that!
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I have explanations for most of the mysteries of life. If I don’t have one, I can quickly make something up … 😉
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We’re always losing socks! These are perfectly funny! 🙂
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Socks seem to like to walk around on their own.
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😂😂
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Thank you, again. That really cheered me up.
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Such silliness, Andrew! Thank you! I could use a little silly these days!
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Silly can be helpful.
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Poor socks. The butt of so many jokes.
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Albert Einstein never wore socks😅
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smart man … 😉
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