Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

Sorry about this, but you know, Easter …

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.

Two bunnies got married and lived hoppily ever after.

Why does the Easter Bunny’s fur look so good? He uses Hare spary.

What happens when you tickle an egg? It cracks up.

What day do Easter Eggs hate? Fry-days

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, your chocolate Easter Egg is a salad. Enjoy!

Thanks to autocorrect on my smart phone, the grandkids just received a text telling them to expect the Easter Rabbi this Sunday …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

  1. I read these out loud. Hubby laughed most at the last one. 🙂

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  2. So since we splurged at our house with a chocolate raspberry candy egg that counts as a salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing, right??? 😉

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  3. Baydreamer says:

    Thanks for the smiles, Andrew, and Happy Easter! 😀🐣

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  4. Debra says:

    Oh that auto-correct! My nemesis, for sure! 🙂

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  5. Happy Easter, Andrew! 🐰

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  6. Happy Easter! Thanks for the laughs. 🙂

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  7. Hooh boy. Too much time on your hands, Andrew!

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  8. Christi says:

    As I’m enjoying my salad, I’m thinking of this Easter Rabbi. He must be a fascinating individual!

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  9. These are very good, Andrew.

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