Friday Wisdom – Down at the Lake

Did you know that a ghost’s favorite place to go sailing is Lake Eerie?

I was a the lake shore when someone from the other side yelled, “How do we get to the other side?” I replied, “You’re on the other side!”

Don’t tell jokes on a frozen lake – it might crack up.

I dropped my phone in a lake – it’s syncing …

A friend of mine owned a lake full of ducks, but he sold it. He said there where too many bills.

A friend keeps asking me to help him build a dock at the lake – I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.

A warning – don’t go swimming in Philosophy Lake: It’s really deep.

Why were the elephants swimming at the lake? Well, they all had their trunks.

We saw a boat on a saltwater lake. It was saline.

A friend of mine dug a big hole and filled it with water. He meant well.

How did the water bottle introduce itself? “The name is Bond, Hydrogen Bond.”

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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22 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Down at the Lake

  1. Hydrogen bond. Cool and nerdy at the same time.
    But mostly just nerdy. πŸ™‚

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  2. Hahaha!! I made like a duck and quacked up. πŸ˜‰

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  3. Baydreamer says:

    Oh my gosh, that last one! πŸ™ƒ

    Like

  4. Nancy Ruegg says:

    I’ll be sharing these with my 2nd grade granddaughter; she loves puns. Thanks for the great material, Andrew!

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  5. Hope you never run out of these — you provide much needed smiles and giggles every Friday! πŸ™‚

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  6. Happy Friday! πŸ™‚ I love these!

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  7. Flojo says:

    Thanks, Andrew, you amaze me every Friday. Don’t know how you accumulate these jokes but I’m thirsting for more. Stay well

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  8. Love that second one, Andrew.

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  9. πŸ™‚ Have a great weekend, Andrew!

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  10. What fun! Needed this today.

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  11. Pied Type says:

    You’re in great form today. I actually LOLed at the syncing phone.

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