Friday Wisdom – Music

Some thoughts that won’t fall flat …

I knew a guy who belonged to a band called the Hinges. They were a support band for the Doors.

A friend started a band call, “Sold-Out.” They had a great poster and ad campaign. Sadly, no one ever came to their shows.

I heard music in the kitchen. The radio was off so I was confused. Turns out it was the Chopin board.

The string quartet couldn’t find the composer – turns out he was Haydn.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? We don’t know – no one ever looks at the director.

There are so many composers – I could make a Liszt.

Making a bandstand is easy – just take away their chairs.

My friends were thinking of starting a cover band. They’re going to call it, “Duvet.”

I was in one of those used record stores and I asked, “Do you have anything by the Doors.” The guy at the register said, “Just the shopping baskets and a couple of posters.”

I was watching a live concert of the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when suddenly the guy playing the triangle disappeared.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
This entry was posted in wisdom and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Music

  1. “…the guy playing the triangle disappeared” – bahahaha!!! What a zinger to finish your list! Thanks for the chuckles. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  2. I was smiling all the way through this, but the last one really made me chuckle. Quite clever.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Dave says:

    “… the guy playing the triangle…” – LOL. There’s always one on your Liszt that stands out.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. As always, very laughable!! And reminds me of another good music joke: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? They kept saying, β€œBach, Bach, Bach!”

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Baydreamer says:

    LOL! These are great, Andrew. Have a good weekend! 🎢🎡🎹

    Liked by 2 people

  6. jfwknifton says:

    Every week, I love these!
    Personally, I think “Do you have anything by the Doors.” is pretty likely to be answered by “Who?” which will take you to at least one more joke!

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Happy Friday, Andrew. All very clever. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Haha, Andrew. Have a great weekend.

    Liked by 2 people

Leave a Reply to jfwknifton Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.