When golfing, always bring an extra pair of socks – just in case you get a hole in one.
My socks are so holy that I only wear them to church.
I decided to wear socks when I went on the rollercoaster just in case I got cold feet.
I had this great list of jokes on pairs of socks, but I lost one.
The best known footwear philosopher is Sockrates.
When taking clothes out of the drier, I always have to re-pair all my socks.
When you’re sad, put on socks – they’re sole warming.
I read that it takes three sheep to make a pair of socks. That’s really amazing, I didn’t know sheep could knit.
Just read that Santa Claus has made a big investment in the sock market.
Pla-toe was a lesser known Greek philosoher.
My sock has a hole in it – darn it.
The kids asked what it’s like to be a mother, so I woke them up at 4am to tell them my sock fell off.
He kept going on and on about what he should put in his new spare drawer. I told him to put a sock in it.
Ha – good ones! And now I can honestly boast that I’ve gotten a hole in one… π
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More people get that than the golf stats report … π
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If you had to guess, surely you would know that the second to last made me laugh the hardest. π
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I can ALWAYS count on laughing every Friday (even though I read this on Monday while guffawing)!
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Sockrates and Pla-toe! Cringeworthy AND very funny at the same time. π
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I do my best. π
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Lol π€£
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I am a day late, but they are still wise thoughts on Saturday. I think my favorite is about losing the joke about socks. So appropriate! You are a ‘sock star’! π
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Really funny jokes again. I think one or two mothers might identify with the 4.00am wake-up call.
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Iβm sure of that.
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Thanks Andrew, I may groan through the night now.
Hugs
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More groans the better.
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Hoo boy. And me, having trouble finding good socks online.
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Don Rickles’ legacy is safe!
And he would cheer your efforts!
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I do my best. π
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