Friday Wisdom – Socks

When golfing, always bring an extra pair of socks – just in case you get a hole in one.

My socks are so holy that I only wear them to church.

I decided to wear socks when I went on the rollercoaster just in case I got cold feet.

I had this great list of jokes on pairs of socks, but I lost one.

The best known footwear philosopher is Sockrates.

When taking clothes out of the drier, I always have to re-pair all my socks.

When you’re sad, put on socks – they’re sole warming.

I read that it takes three sheep to make a pair of socks. That’s really amazing, I didn’t know sheep could knit.

Just read that Santa Claus has made a big investment in the sock market.

Pla-toe was a lesser known Greek philosoher.

My sock has a hole in it – darn it.

The kids asked what it’s like to be a mother, so I woke them up at 4am to tell them my sock fell off.

He kept going on and on about what he should put in his new spare drawer. I told him to put a sock in it.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Socks

  1. Ha – good ones! And now I can honestly boast that I’ve gotten a hole in one… πŸ˜‰

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  2. If you had to guess, surely you would know that the second to last made me laugh the hardest. πŸ˜›

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  3. I can ALWAYS count on laughing every Friday (even though I read this on Monday while guffawing)!

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  4. Debra says:

    Sockrates and Pla-toe! Cringeworthy AND very funny at the same time. πŸ™‚

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  5. nimi naren says:

    Lol 🀣

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  6. I am a day late, but they are still wise thoughts on Saturday. I think my favorite is about losing the joke about socks. So appropriate! You are a ‘sock star’! πŸ˜€

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  7. jfwknifton says:

    Really funny jokes again. I think one or two mothers might identify with the 4.00am wake-up call.

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  8. davidprosser says:

    Thanks Andrew, I may groan through the night now.
    Hugs

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  9. Hoo boy. And me, having trouble finding good socks online.

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  10. Cynthia says:

    Don Rickles’ legacy is safe!
    And he would cheer your efforts!

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