I went to the dentist this week for my checkup and cleaning so here you go:
A dentist married a manicurist. They fight tooth and nail.
I went to the dentist. They put me in a chair, put the thing around my neck and … well you know the drill.
The thought of getting a root canal procedure is deeply unnerving.
I read that the Queen went to the dentist. She needed a new crown.
My dentist said she went to the north pole and saw a molar bear.
My dentist told me that I don’t have to brush all my teeth – just the ones I want to keep.
What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
A smart phone went to the dentist because it had blue tooth.
I asked my dentist how he got so good at doing fillings. He said he went through a lot of drills.
Dentistry: The same old grind day after day.
My dentist got the Dentist of the Year Award. Sadly, it was just a little plaque.
Apparently, tooth paste is not for gluing teeth back together.