Friday Wisdom – Christmas

Posted on 12/03/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Well, you likely guessed the wisdom subject of the week, yup Christmas. We’ve put up a lot of decorations and the family has heard most of my Christmas wisdom so now it’s your turn.

Santa’s elves are commonly known as subordinate clauses.

On the day before Christmas, Adam was heard saying, “Hey, it’s Christmas, Eve!”

I’ve got a great Christmas Lighting joke – this one will sleigh you …

Santa deposits the Elves wages in a Snow Bank.

I heard about a blind reindeer – I have no eye deer what to call it.

What’s red, white and blue? A sad candy cane

My grandson says he doesn’t believe in Santa – the kid’s a rebel without a Claus.

Christmas lights are like co-workers, half don’t work and the other half aren’t that bright.

I’m a little disappointed that my Christmas lights go out more often than I do.

It’s just possible that the Christmas lights are a filament of your imagination.

My neighborhood has a tallest Christmas tree competition. After seeing the all the entries I thought, “How am I going to top that?”

I read that reindeer put hornaments on their Christmas trees.

Did you hear about the person who stole Advent calendars? He was sentenced to 25 days.

The most common Christmas wine: “I don’t like Brussels spouts.”

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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24 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Christmas

  1. Bette A. Stevens says:
    12/29/2021 at 12:52 pm

    🎄 Happy New Year!

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  2. Mary Strong-Spaid says:
    12/09/2021 at 10:42 pm

    All of this Christmas wisdom is great…..made me smile. 🙂

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  3. Diane Henders says:
    12/08/2021 at 11:22 am

    “Subordinate clauses”! ARGH! I’m still laughing… 😀

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  4. Sheila Landry Designs says:
    12/06/2021 at 9:23 am

    Always delightful reading. 🙂 Happy Christmas Season to you! 🙂

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  5. Dave says:
    12/05/2021 at 7:58 am

    “… Adam was heard saying…” – oh, that’s good!

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  6. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    12/04/2021 at 9:21 am

    Thanks for making me laugh! I needed that today.

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  7. joynealkidney says:
    12/04/2021 at 4:19 am

    Enjoyed sharing your “wisdom” on Twitter!

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  8. jfwknifton says:
    12/04/2021 at 12:04 am

    As always, a good laugh at the end of the week. I particularly enjoyed the “rebel without a Claus”.

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  9. Flojo says:
    12/03/2021 at 8:12 pm

    I can always count on you for end-of-work -week chuckles. Thanks, Andrew. Looking forward to next week’s funnies.

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  10. lifelessons says:
    12/03/2021 at 7:21 pm

    Andrew, are they all your own inventions? Want to give credit where it is due.

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  11. lifelessons says:
    12/03/2021 at 7:20 pm

    These are really clever. I’m stealing them!!!!

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