We took a drive over to see Lake Tahoe today so here’s everything I know about lakes:
There’s a lake near me that is just filled with ducks. I thought about buying a house there, but then I thought that there would be just too many bills.
I never tell jokes near frozen lakes – they might crack up.
Elephants love to swim in lakes. That’s why they always have their trunks with them.
Have you heard of the ballet, “Frog Lake?” It’s like Swan Lake, only there’s a lot more jumping.
I saw a lady drop her cell phone into the lake. She said it was syncing.
In what state is the Great Salt Lake? Yup, liquid, it never freezes.
“Hello, I’m Jane and I’m an alcoholic.” “Ma’am, this is triple A, not AA” “I know, I’m just trying to explain why my car is in the lake.”
I couldn’t get my Bluetooth speaker to work, so I threw it in the lake. Now it’s syncing …
Devil: This is the lava lake you’ll be spending eternity in. Bob: Actually this is underground, so it would be magma. Devil: You do understand why you’re here?
I know a guy who bought some water skis, but took them back to the store – he couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.
Is eating vegetables from a lake monster’s garden healthy? Not Nessie’s celery.
I was telling my friend some fun facts about the Nile. He asked, “Source?” I replied, “Lake Victoria.”
Where do ghosts like to go to water ski? Lake Erie.
There’s a law in Lake Tahoe that you can’t have to docks because that would be a paradox.
Be careful swimming in Philosophy Lake — It’s deep.
Andrew's View of the Week 
“…Not Nessie’s Celery” – fantastic pun. Lake Tahoe’s pretty fantastic too.
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That’s a great pun.
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So considerate of you to worry about the lakes cracking up, Andrew. You should stay away from frozen lakes in general, I think. 🙂
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I agree, it might be me that gets cracked up and not the lake … 😉
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Uh-oh.
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As usual, i chuckled at ALL of them!
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🙂
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“Nessie’s celery” – hahaha!!! Good ones, Andrew. 🙂
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🙂
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Every one a winner! But I really like the “not Nessie’s celery”!
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That’s one of my favorites. 🙂
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And for me, unusualy, the very best one is the first one, all about the ducks.
I’ve seen Lake Tahoe on the burning map in “Bonanza” but is it huge like the Great Lakes or is in more on the lines of Crater Lake?
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As for size, Tahoe is the 31 first largest lake in the US. It’s 20 times larger than Crater lake, but less than 1/40th the size of the smallest Great Lake, Lake Ontario. It’s 22 miles long and 12 miles wide.
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Thank you for the info. In terms of surface area, that is twelve Loch Nesses. The loch is 22 miles long and one wide, and about 800-900 feet deep.
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Not Nessie’s celery. Wow, somebody was working overtime for that one.
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Somebody was. 😉
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Well don’t you know a lot about lakes!
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I try to keep up on the important things.
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The magma one made me laugh out loud enough to be heard in the next room. I am so doomed…
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I going to tell that one in church someday … 😉
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Very cute. 🙂 Have a happy weekend.
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🙂
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Hurrah!
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Oh, so many good ones! Frog Lake! Not Nessie’s celery! Oh, groan!
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🙂 I gots a million of ’em.
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