When your wife asks, “Does this make me look fat?”
Do the right thing and fake a heart attack or brain aneurysm.
More wisdom next week,
Andrew
I know this puzzle will be easy for some of my blog followers, and of course family knows, but here is where we are (or more correctly, where we were four hours ago):
This where we were Tuesday afternoon.
Now, with google, and this fancy internet thing you should be able to figure it out. Of course, I’m not there now, so you can’t come over and join us. Sorry.
If you need me – I’ll be back …
Andrew
Awhile ago Mitch nominated me for the “Mystery Blogger Award.” That kind of fits as I am a bit of a mystery. Here’s his post on the subject: my-mystery-blogger-award
Normally I don’t participate in these awards as I don’t have the time to devote to it, but Mitch is a special case and I thought I’d at least answer the questions he posed – okay it’s a month late, but here they are:
1. What moment or choice in your past do you wish you could undo
umm, my lawyer said I should never talk about that without him being present.
2. Funniest movie/s you ever saw?
The Muppet Movie. This is also a great example of positive leadership skills. Just listen to Kermit, “Hi, I’m going to Hollywood to be rich and famous, you want to to come along?”
3. Greatest song/s you’ve ever heard?
That’s a long, long list, but I have to put “The Sounds of Silence” very close to the top.
4. Greatest truth you’ve ever learned?
God is.
5. What are the last words you want to hear before dying, and/or the first words you want to hear after dying?
Before I die, I’d like to hear, “You will be missed.” After I die in this life I’d like to hear: anything, really just something.
And three things about me:
Finally – Mitch you do deserve this award. You are a mystery to me.
Andrew
Fixing breakfast …
wow I didn’t know it was broken.
More wisdom next week,
Andrew
