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Friday Wisdom – Cooking

I went to the grocery store to buy food, but all I found were ingredients. Did I tell you about the cruel cook? He beat the eggs and whipped the cream. Just the other day my wife said she was … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Retirement

Who is happy on a Monday? Retired people Retirement: Half as much money, twice as much husband. It’s weird being the same age as old people. Retirement: Living life to the full while trying not to run out of money. … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n

I’ve applied for a job as a garbage truck driver.  There’s no training program.  They say I’ll pick it up as I go along. I have two friends – a truck driver and an astronaut.  Personally I find the truck … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Gifts

A friend of mine got a hair piece before he went on vacation, so I bought him a comb as a parting gift. Beware of geeks bearing gifts. I was invited to a house warming party for my friends, so … Continue reading

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