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Friday Wisdom – Doctors

I got my second vaccine yesterday so let’s see what’s up at the hospital: Statistically speaking, 6 out of 10 injections are in vein. There’s this great joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was … “Keep off the … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

Sorry about this, but you know, Easter … What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop. Two bunnies got married and lived hoppily ever after. Why does the … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Electrician

I have an electrician on-site today wiring up my workshop shed so here we go: What do you call an electrician’s appurtenance? A shock absorber. What do electricians call a power outage? A current event. Why do fluorescent lights hum? … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Socks

I had a few jokes about matching socks, but I lost one. Who was the first philosopher to wear socks? Sockrates I got a hole in my sock – darn it. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? … Continue reading

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