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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

I have a friend composes and sings songs about sewing machines.  He’s a Singer-songwriter. The standup comedian stoped telling sewing jokes because he ran out of material. Judge: Officer, Why did you suspect the seamstress was a thief? Police Officer: … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Jogging

Jogging: An extreme activity where people run on purpose. A lettuce and a tomato where in a race and the lettuce was a head while the tomato was try to ketchup. When you run in front of a car you … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Hiking

I love to hike in nature, but often wish there was an escalator to get you to the top of the mountain. The other day I was out hiking in a rocky area when I came across two talking rocks.  … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Cars

We moved 250 miles away, but I still have things that need to be done at our old house so the last couple of weeks I’ve doing a lot of driving.  Which naturally has given me lots of time to … Continue reading

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