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Friday Wisdom – Cooking
I went to the grocery store to buy food, but all I found were ingredients. Did I tell you about the cruel cook? He beat the eggs and whipped the cream. Just the other day my wife said she was … Continue reading
Friday Wisdom – Retirement
Who is happy on a Monday? Retired people Retirement: Half as much money, twice as much husband. It’s weird being the same age as old people. Retirement: Living life to the full while trying not to run out of money. … Continue reading
Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n
I’ve applied for a job as a garbage truck driver. There’s no training program. They say I’ll pick it up as I go along. I have two friends – a truck driver and an astronaut. Personally I find the truck … Continue reading
Friday Wisdom – Gifts
A friend of mine got a hair piece before he went on vacation, so I bought him a comb as a parting gift. Beware of geeks bearing gifts. I was invited to a house warming party for my friends, so … Continue reading