Category Archives: wisdom

Shin, noun, a device for finding furniture in the dark. More wisdom next week, Andrew

On our river cruise the Program Director shared this bit of information about Europe: Heaven in Europe is where: the police are British the lovers French the mechanics German the chefs Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss. … Continue reading →

Camping advice: When selecting a campsite, a tuba left on your picnic table ensures the site on either side will remain empty. More wisdom next week, Andrew

When your wife asks, “Does this make me look fat?” Do the right thing and fake a heart attack or brain aneurysm. More wisdom next week, Andrew