Category Archives: wisdom

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table. more wisdom next week, Andrew

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?   More wisdom next week, Andrew

Andrewism: “Except for the part where you’re right, I totally disagree.”  

The sight of a Bald Eagle has thrilled men for generations, however, the sight of a bald man has done nothing for the eagles. More wisdom next week, Andrew