Category Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom — Traveling

Well, we got back late last night after a full 24 hours of airplane travel and collapsed into bed. When I woke up this morning I was happy to note that I’d actually managed to change into some pajamas the … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom — Airplanes

We’re getting ready for a vacation and soon I’ll be flying on airplanes. Here’s everything I know about them: Always keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings. A good landing is anyone you can walk away … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom — Plumbing

Well, you saw the irrigation trench. Pipes go into that trench which means I did a bit of plumbing too. So here’s everything I know about plumbing: What kind of vegetables do plumber refuse to buy? Leeks. What happens when … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom — Gardening

Well, it’s gardening week here so here’s everything I know about gardening: Give a weed and inch and it will take a yard. Weeds: Plants growing where you don’t want them. I went to the store for new socks – … Continue reading

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