Category Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Homes

Posted on 06/26/2020 by

My Grandmother once went to live in Egypt on a house boat to get away from it all.  She was living in denial. I once bought a two story house – one story before and another story after I bought … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Work

Posted on 06/19/2020 by

Most people are shocked when they find out that I’m a really bad electrician. I’m great at multitasking – I can gossip, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time. When I was young I thought it would be … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – From the Garden

Posted on 06/12/2020 by

Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing. What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark? Leeks Why don’t people laugh at gardening jokes? they’re too corny How do you keep a dog from digging in your … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Doctoring

Posted on 06/05/2020 by

I told the doctor I thought I was having memory loss – he made me pay in advance. The medical assistant said, “Doctor there’s a man on line 1 who says he’s invisible.”  The doctor replied, “Tell him I can’t … Continue reading →

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