This week the topic at the church writing group was, “Neighbors” Here’s what I learned:
Late at night I’ll go into my backyard and dig a hole – just to keep my neighbors guessing about me.
My neighbor plays his trumpet late at night so I changed the name of my Wi-Fi network to “I can hear you.” He changed his to, “I know.”
I know my neighbors love my taste in music because the call the police to come over and listen to it.
My neighbor was knocking very loudly on my door at 3:00 am this morning. Good thing I was still awake playing my drums.
Our neighbor named his dog, “5 miles,” so he could say, “I walked 5 miles today.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me. Well, at least I think it was my name I saw her googling – my telescope is a little shaky so it was hard to tell.
I have an annoying, loud, obnoxious neighbor. This must be how Canada feels.
If I’m reading their lips correctly, my neighbors are talking about some creep who lives next door.
I’ve decided to take up fencing. The neighbors say if I don’t put it back they’ll call the police.
My new neighbor has two German Shepards, one named Rolex and the other Timex. Yeah, their watch dogs.
What is 668? The neighbor of the beast.
I thought my neighbors were nice people, but I just found out they added a password to their Wi-Fi.
This is your best one ever!
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Thank you! π
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Hahaha! Good ones, Andrew. (And sorry about the smoke — we’re burning as politely as we can.) π
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Not sure how you politely burn down a forest, but we accept the apology. π
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Hi, Andrew. Coming from the USA and living here in Canada, we have loud neighbors, too. (Then just apologize about it! LOL!) π
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π but I’ll wager we have more loud ones down here that won’t apologize.
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Awesome selection. The first WiFi was the first LOL on the list, and also my favorite until the one about Canada came along.
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If I ever get a dog, I’m naming it 5 miles!!
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You’d think it would be a more popular name … π
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Watch dogs, groan! π
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hehehe … π
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One of your best selections ever. I particularly liked the political comment about Canada and the USA although I suspect many Americans may not hve done!
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Funny Andrew.
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Okay, John, I got it – we Americans have a reputation for being loud. But, I have quite a few Canadian neighbors during ‘the season’ who keep me awake at night with their own ruckus.
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and during hockey games … don’t get between and Canadian and a hockey game, you could get hurt …
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Good advice.
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It plays to American stereotypes, but I know plenty of loud Americans .
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Exceptional selection this week. Or maybe I’m just in the right mood.
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Funny ones, especially Canada!
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I hope the Canadians think so … π
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I sure hope you shared these with your writing group!
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Of course I did!
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