Friday Wisdom – Cats

Posted on 12/01/2023 by Andrew Reynolds

Well, I have three cats so here’s everything I know about the little furry things:

Cats are great at video games, they have 9 lives.

Don’t play poker with cats in a jungle, too many cheetahs.

Definition of a cat: A small furry creature that’s always on the wrong side of a door.

How many cats can you put in an empty box? Just one, then it’s not empty.

There’s only on animal smarter than a talking cat … a spelling bee.

What button on the TV remote do cats like the best? Paws.

Lights run on electricity and cars run on gas. What do cats run on? There paws.

Dogs have owners. Cats have servants.

My neighbor was talking to her cat like it understood her. It was so funny that I went home and told my dog about it.

My cats are afraid of trees. I think it’s because of the bark.

My friend’s cat lost its tail. He had to take the cat to a retail store.

Cats are very good story tellers. Well they only have one tail …

So how did the cat get the first prize at the bird show? Someone didn’t shut the bird cage properly.

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About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cats

  1. Dave's avatar Dave says:
    12/05/2023 at 12:11 pm

    Our (one) cat is a remarkable hider. I can never find her. Sometimes I’ll swear she’s slipped outside and gone forever; then moments later she wanders out from one of our rooms as if to say, “Looking for me?” Must be nice to be able to just disappear on a whim like this.

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    • Andrew Reynolds's avatar Andrew Reynolds says:
      12/05/2023 at 12:55 pm

      Little known fact: Cats have the ability to teleport. They can just think of a place and poof, they are there. That’s why you can’t find them – they can move in an out of rooms and houses at will.

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  2. Mama's Empty Nest's avatar Mama's Empty Nest says:
    12/03/2023 at 2:19 pm

    As a cat person, I appreciated these!

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  3. Diane Henders's avatar Diane Henders says:
    12/01/2023 at 5:32 pm

    Must be time for some more kitty pictures! 🙂

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  4. PiedType's avatar SusanR says:
    12/01/2023 at 12:51 pm

    I have a cat and a dog. Bases covered!

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  5. jfwknifton's avatar jfwknifton says:
    12/01/2023 at 8:49 am

    “Dogs have owners. Cats have servants.” Many a true word spoken in jest!

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  6. joynealkidney's avatar joynealkidney says:
    12/01/2023 at 7:10 am

    What fun! What did you name your cats?

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  7. Sheila Landry Designs's avatar Sheila Landry Designs says:
    12/01/2023 at 6:06 am

    You had me at “cats”. 😀 Have a great weekend. Thank you for the smiles!

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