Friday Wisdom – Easter

Posted on 03/29/2024 by Andrew Reynolds

It’s Good Friday and today is the annually required Easter Bunny jokes:

I remember my first Easter egg hunt – it was egg-citing.

Last year’s eggs where to dye for.

I tell you, I have so many egg puns, it’s not even bunny.

The Easter bunny: living hoppily ever after since 1682.

I writing a new song for Easter titled “Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy.”

It Easter on Sunday — tell me more, I’m all ears.

Don’t tell a duck an Easter joke, they might quack up.

How does the Easter Bunny get into shape for Easter? By don hare-obics.

I heard that the Bunny is thinking of going on strike – it says it needs a better celery.

Did you hear that the Easter Bunny is going to medical school? Yes, it starts in the fall at Johns Hopkins.

and the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.

Did you know that eggs are really funny? They have lots of yokes …

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About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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17 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Easter

  1. Ilsa Rey's avatar ParentingIsFunny says:
    03/30/2024 at 6:26 pm

    IHOP. Perfect.

    Two non-Easter related ones for you:

    April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

    And one I heard from my six-year-old son: What do you call a hippo with one leg? A hoppo. 🙂

    Happy Easter, Andrew!

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  2. Dave's avatar Dave says:
    03/30/2024 at 5:15 am

    IHOP! Love the short and snickery ones 😆

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  3. cindy knoke's avatar cindy knoke says:
    03/29/2024 at 1:58 pm

    (\ /)
    ( . .)
    c(“)(“)
    Happy Easter!

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  4. Sheila Landry Designs's avatar Sheila Landry Designs says:
    03/29/2024 at 12:21 pm

    Always good. :) Happy Friday!

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  5. Diane Henders's avatar Diane Henders says:
    03/29/2024 at 10:59 am

    LOL! Good ones, all. Happy Easter! :-)

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  6. Jacqui Murray's avatar Jacqui Murray says:
    03/29/2024 at 10:42 am

    Happy Easter, Andrew!

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  7. joynealkidney's avatar joynealkidney says:
    03/29/2024 at 9:52 am

    Lovin’ your groaners.

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  8. brilliantviewpoint's avatar brilliantviewpoint says:
    03/29/2024 at 9:41 am

    LOL, a lot of great ones. Happy Easter! 🐰🌺🐣

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