Friday Wisdom — Driving

Posted on 05/31/2024 by Andrew Reynolds

This week I drove to visit my brothers. Here’s everything I know about driving:

When is a door not a not? When it’s ajar.

Don’t run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted and don’t run in front of a car – you might get tired.

What kind of car does a dinosaur drive? A tyrannosaurus wreck.

I saw my neighbor washing his car with his son. I still think he should use a sponge.

There was a frog on the on-ramp thumbing for a ride, so I stoped and said, “Hop in”

So if you hit by a guitar truck, would that be a fender-bender?

The frog was at the parking meter looking for his car. I had to tell him it had been toad.

I was on a bus and gave my seat to a blind person. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Apparently snoring scares all the passengers in my car.

I tried building a car out of wood, but it wooden go.

Most common cause of ice cream trucks breaking down: rocky road

I don’t like to brag, but I just got back from buying something very expensive. Yup, went to the gas station.

Soon we’ll have self-driving cars and soon we’ll have country songs about a guy whose truck leaves him too.

Two fish are sitting in a tank when one says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

I was writing a joke about my car, but I think it might backfire.

Did you know that the Jedi has cars? Yup, Toy-Yodas …

Did you know that there are cars for cats? Yes, they have Cat-illacs.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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14 Responses to Friday Wisdom — Driving

  1. Diane Henders says:
    06/01/2024 at 2:12 pm

    Hahaha! So many good ones in this bunch! Thanks for the chuckles. 🙂

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  3. Jacqui Murray says:
    05/31/2024 at 10:01 am

    Ditto what Pied Type said

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  4. Pied Type says:
    05/31/2024 at 9:00 am

    Your humor is much appreciated and desperately needed these days. Thx!

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  6. Sheila Landry Designs says:
    05/31/2024 at 8:37 am

    lol! Toy-yadas! Have a great weekend!

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  7. joynealkidney says:
    05/31/2024 at 8:25 am

    Love the country songs one! Is it really Friday? How did that happen so soon?

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