Thursday Wisdom — Thanksgiving

Posted on 11/28/2024 by Andrew Reynolds

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Let us all learn to be more grateful for all the blessings we’ve received. Here’s a few things I know about Thanksgiving:

Interesting fact – Thanksgiving is not celebrated in the county of Turkey.

Just read that the police arrested a turkey, it’s suspected of fowl play.

My wife has asked me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told her I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”

You know you’ve had too much Thanksgiving dinner when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Did you hear that the turkey joined the band? Well, it already had drumsticks.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside …

Why are cranberries red? They saw the turkey dressing.

The turkey ask for a glass of wine, so I gave it a goblet.

Remember, life’s a gourd, and then you’re pie.

Did you know turkeys can jump higher than a house? Yup, houses can’t jump.

Remember to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds for Thanksgiving.

The pastor has asked me to stop bringing my turkey to church – it keeps using fowl language.

Last year on my way home from Thanksgiving I got pulled over by a cop. Apparently I exceeded my feed limit.

Finally, there is always something to thankful for on Thanksgiving – even if it’s just not being the turkey

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About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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10 Responses to Thursday Wisdom — Thanksgiving

  1. Jacqui Murray's avatar Jacqui Murray says:
    12/02/2024 at 2:07 pm

    I wish I’d read this before Thanksgiving dinner. I could have shared your wisdom.

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  2. Ilsa Rey's avatar Ilsa Rey says:
    12/01/2024 at 12:20 pm

    “you have to let your bathrobe out.” Haha! So terrible but illustrative. Yikes!

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  3. Mama's Empty Nest's avatar Mama's Empty Nest says:
    12/01/2024 at 7:14 am

    Thanks for the laughs! Hope you had a blessed Thanksgiving.

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  5. brilliantviewpoint's avatar brilliantviewpoint says:
    11/29/2024 at 3:14 pm

    Great chuckles! Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. Weather is getting cold here.

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  6. PiedType's avatar Pied Type says:
    11/29/2024 at 8:36 am

    Sitting here in my robe, I LOLed at “let your bathrobe out.”

    Happy Belated Thanksgiving, Andrew.

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  7. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar Baydreamer - Lauren Scott says:
    11/29/2024 at 5:46 am

    I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving, Andrew. Thanks for the smiles!

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  8. Sheila Landry Designs's avatar Sheila Landry Designs says:
    11/29/2024 at 5:04 am

    Thanks for the smiles, Andrew. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🙂

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  10. joynealkidney's avatar joynealkidney says:
    11/28/2024 at 5:15 pm

    Giving thanks for your Thanksgiving fun, Andrew!

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