Friday Wisdom — Gardening

Well, it’s gardening week here so here’s everything I know about gardening:

Give a weed and inch and it will take a yard.

Weeds: Plants growing where you don’t want them.

I went to the store for new socks – I got garden hose.

Why are tomatoes red? They saw the salad dressing.

A tree’s favorite drink is root beer.

I was at the garden center and was asking about edible herbs. They gave me some sage advice.

I was standing in the garden this morning wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

My neighbour said he was going to dig a hole and fill it with water. I think he meant well.

What happens when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? you get a rash of good luck.

What’s brown, tall and runs around a garden? A fence.

I bought some herbs for the garden — it’s summer thyme!

I’m writing a story about guy who has a small garden — it’s not much of plot.

Grass is very dangerous … it’s full of blades.

Last year we had problems with the veggie patch flooding. Turns out we had a leek.

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Wednesday Working — Gardening

Wednesday Working — Gardening

Spring has finally arrived here in the high desert, although it’s still possible to get snow until the end of May, but the 10 day forecast shows no freezing temps and just a chance of rain this weekend. It’s strange to live in a desert that has freezing overnight temperatures for nearly five months of the year. The water managers tell use we’ve managed to get a normal amount of snow and rain for the season. So that means it’s time to go out and start gardening.

Yesterday I turned on the irrigation system and tested all the lawn sprinklers. Because of the low temps here the irrigation system needs to be turned off and drained each winter — a task I never had to do in California. It’s also true that in the summer a plant needs to be on the drip irrigation system or it will die.

Since we’re just warming up this week not much is out, but we have plently of green and a few early blubs flowering:

Heather is getting ready to plant a few more things out and start her vegie garden seeds. Here’s some of the things she’s planting:

Today we went to the garden center and picked a new tree for the front yard and Heather made a long todo list. That list includes improvements to the irrigation system I promised last year.

Well that’s it for today … if you need me, I’ll be out back digging trenches.

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As The Pizza Cooks — Episode 24

I just checked and I started this blog 13 years ago this month.  So far I’ve done 1,307 posts with a couple actually worth reading.  WordPress says I have 4,333 followers with some 25,992 comments.  Well, okay, 12,032 of those are me replying to other people’s comments.  My average post gets around 32 likes and six or seven comments.  These aren’t get numbers by any internet blogging standard, but it’s the best blogging results I’ve ever had.

Okay, I only have one blog, so there’s not much to compare it to.

I started this blog as a way to just get into consistently writing something every week.  That kind of worked, I have managed a lot of posts, but what really got me writing here was when I was when I started treatment for cancer.  That just clicked something over in my brain and I wrote a lot.  In time I moved on from that subject to others, including pizza — which is a more pleasant conversation than cancer treatments.

At the time I considered myself a prose writer and thought that I’d try and write a novel or short stories or something.  I started working on a novel, but I’ve not finished it.  A year or two after I finished my cancer treatments, I thought I’d write a book about the experience, but when I sat down to write that, it all came out as poetry.  I blame the radiation — must have changed something in my brain.  These days I don’t call myself a writer, but rather a poet (even though I don’t post much poetry here).

When I get to this time of year and the arrival of spring, I think about this blog, my writing practices and think about whether or not I should change anything.  Maybe stop blogging, do some videos, actually work on that novel, start a new blog … lots of thoughts race through my brain.  I don’t know.  I might.  One problem with blogging for this long is that at times I find myself rewriting the same blog post I did years ago.  I didn’t look it up, but I know I’ve written this post about blogging a few times.

I know all bloggers have times when they think it might be time to stop or time to change.  I follow a lot of blogs and they come and go.  Some people write consistently for awhile and then just stop.  A small number of blogs I follow have been going longer than mine.  Some folks announce when they’re quitting and some just stop.  Strangely enough, I can name three blogs that I’ve followed where the blogger has died — all of them good blogs.

This isn’t the post I sat down to write, but it’s the post that came out.  I won’t make any startling announcements today, but am just saying I’m thinking about stuff.

You may hear more or less from me.  You may see a video or two.  I might even start a blog about theology or perhaps start a YouTube channel on making pizza.

All I really know is that it’s almost dinner time here and I have to go.

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Friday Wisdom — Coffee

I had a fancy latte the other day where Heather and I discussed the finer points of coffee. Here’s everything I know about it:

I learned that there is a sad coffee – it’s called depresso.

I was sitting in my car outside Starbucks drinking a latte in my slippers when I thought, “They should have given me a cup.”

I went to the urgent care doctor and told her that I get a stabbing pain in my face every time I take a sip of coffee. She said to take the spoon out of my mug.

What kind of money do they use on the space station? Star-bucks.

The kid next door is like coffee – always getting grounded.

I have no problem with caffeine. I have a lot of problems without caffeine.

I was in Starbucks when someone stole my cappuccino. The Barista called the police and reported a mugging.

Never give a snake coffee – it makes them viperactive.

Paul McCartney is rumored to be working on a new song for a Starbucks commercial – Latte it Be!

I knew a guy who got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters. Turns out that’s grounds for dismissal.

A guy I knew took a first date to Starbucks. Turns out he’d forgotten her name …

I was reading about this lady who sued Starbucks. The judge threw out the lawsuit because she had no grounds.

I bought a coffee in Starbucks today. No idea what that is in Earth money.

I tried a new drink a Starbucks today, but it tasted familiar. It was a case of Deja Brew.

Years ago I was manager of an IT team and I put a sign on the coffee pot saying, “Break fluid.”

Tolkien’s first draft: Not all who wander are lost. / They’re just looking for coffee …

Coffee raises my heart rate, so I count a large mug of coffee as my aerobic exercise for the day.

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