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Friday Wisdom — Airplanes

We’re getting ready for a vacation and soon I’ll be flying on airplanes. Here’s everything I know about them: Always keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings. A good landing is anyone you can walk away … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Flying

This week we’ve had a friend visiting and today we’ll be taking her to the airport so here’s everything I told her about flying: A good landing is one you can walk away from. An excellent land is one where … Continue reading

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