Never knock on death’s door.
Ring the bell and run —
he hates that …
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About Andrew Reynolds
Born in California
Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism.
I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired.
Then I got prostate cancer.
Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
Ha! You made me laugh. But I think I’ll just stay far away from death’s door. Call me chicken…
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Yeah, you’d have to be able to run really, really fast …
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Maybe that’s why keeping fit helps you live longer… 😉
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hadn’t considered that …
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How do you know that it’s a he? Asking for a friend…
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Just an assumption based on the fact that whenever there are dead things at house that need to be dealt with – my wife calls me to deal with it. And we all know that God is really a woman, so therefore, death is a man whom God calls to deal with the dead things. At least that’s my current working theory …
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And don’t look back!
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Yes, best done at a run!
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Hahaha!
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🙂
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Ding dong ditch. I hadn’t thought of that.
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I’ve got all kinds of good ideas here.
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I don’t know if it’s wise to piss off death. He usually gets the last word. 😉
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I’m kind of hoping death has a sense of humor … might be asking for too much … but …
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