I told the doctor I thought I was having memory loss – he made me pay in advance.
The medical assistant said, “Doctor there’s a man on line 1 who says he’s invisible.” The doctor replied, “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
The doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right. I started jogging and feel 10 years older.
Four years ago my therapist said I had trouble letting go of the past.
Doctor says to the patient, “I’ve not seen you in a long time.” Patient replied, “Yes, I’ve been sick.”
On a job application where it asks who to call in an emergency, I always put, “A good doctor.”
Never go to a plastic surgeon who’s office is filled with portraits by Picasso.