Friday Wisdom – Doctoring

Posted on 06/05/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I told the doctor I thought I was having memory loss – he made me pay in advance.

The medical assistant said, “Doctor there’s a man on line 1 who says he’s invisible.”  The doctor replied, “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

The doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.  He was right. I started jogging and feel 10 years older.

Four years ago my therapist said I had trouble letting go of the past.

Doctor says to the patient, “I’ve not seen you in a long time.” Patient replied, “Yes, I’ve been sick.”

On a job application where it asks who to call in an emergency, I always put, “A good doctor.”

Never go to a plastic surgeon who’s office is filled with portraits by Picasso.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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12 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Doctoring

  1. petersironwood says:
    06/11/2020 at 4:05 pm

    Pretty funny! “Tennis buddy sprains his wrist playing tennis & sees his doctor. Doctor tells him to go home and put ice on it so he does. His cleaning lady walks by and says, “What are you doing?” He tells her and she insists he put a heating pad on instead. Next day he tells the doctor his sprain is better. Doc says, “I told you that ice would work.” He replies, “Yes, but that’s just the thing! My cleaning lady made me put on a heating pad.” Doc says, “Really? How odd. My cleaning lady always said to use ice.”

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  2. Diane Henders says:
    06/08/2020 at 8:05 pm

    Ha! Thanks for the laughs! 🙂

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  3. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    06/08/2020 at 12:24 pm

    The best! You always crack me up with your good humor. 🙂

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  4. Michael @ Michael's Woodcraft says:
    06/07/2020 at 6:29 am

    Awesome Andrew, I’m still laughing, shared with my wife!!! 🙂

    Michael
    http://www.MichaelsWoodcrafts.com

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  5. ParentingIsFunny says:
    06/06/2020 at 2:15 pm

    Ah, Picasso. What a weirdo. 🙂

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  6. jfwknifton says:
    06/06/2020 at 12:12 am

    I’m sure that there is a family of jokes based on “Doctor there’s a man on line 1 who ….” but I think the invisible man is probably the best, certainly better than “….a man who thinks he’s a pair of curtains.”

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  7. K.L. Hale says:
    06/05/2020 at 6:02 pm

    I’m still giggling 🤭!!

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  8. Jacqui Murray says:
    06/05/2020 at 1:55 pm

    Perfect day for humor, Andrew.

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  9. Chronicles of a Blogaholic says:
    06/05/2020 at 10:30 am

    Love your Friday Wisdom posts.

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  10. robertawrites235681907 says:
    06/05/2020 at 9:01 am

    Hehe, jolly good response.

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  11. dorannrule says:
    06/05/2020 at 9:01 am

    Laughing is the way to go when the world is in chaos. Thankyou for helping me muddle through.

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