Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing.
What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark? Leeks
Why don’t people laugh at gardening jokes? they’re too corny
How do you keep a dog from digging in your garden? Take away his shovel.
Name something everyone has on their face: Tulips
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Well, pumpkin pi of course …
Good ones, all. I love corny jokes! 🙂
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I do love a good corny joke.
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Ah, pumpkin pi. That one’s my flavorite. 😉
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I love pumpkin pi. yum.
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Yep, me too. I’ll just take 3.14 of a slice.
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🙂
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Wow interesting my friend.
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Almost a solid week of a pun a day to torture the littles in my life. Love it, thanks.
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I’m here to help.
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These are what my daughter calls “Dad Jokes!” – thanks for the material ! ha ha
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I’m here to help!
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Thanks for starting my day with some smiles.
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We need smiles today.
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You are a hoot Andrew! LOL! Love it!
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🙂
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Awesome hahaha. Love it.
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Hoo boy you’ve done it now, Andrew.
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🙂
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