Friday Wisdom – From the Garden

Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing.

What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark? Leeks

Why don’t people laugh at gardening jokes? they’re too corny

How do you keep a dog from digging in your garden? Take away his shovel.

Name something everyone has on their face: Tulips

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Well, pumpkin pi of course …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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20 Responses to Friday Wisdom – From the Garden

  1. Good ones, all. I love corny jokes! 🙂

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  2. Ah, pumpkin pi. That one’s my flavorite. 😉

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  3. Wow interesting my friend.

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  4. kathy70 says:

    Almost a solid week of a pun a day to torture the littles in my life. Love it, thanks.

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  6. dfolstad58 says:

    These are what my daughter calls “Dad Jokes!” – thanks for the material ! ha ha

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  7. PiedType says:

    Thanks for starting my day with some smiles.

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  8. dorannrule says:

    You are a hoot Andrew! LOL! Love it!

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  9. Kritika says:

    Awesome hahaha. Love it.

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  10. Hoo boy you’ve done it now, Andrew.

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