You know you’re Baroque when you’re out of Monet …
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Why don’t painters wear sweaters? Because they already have two coats.
How much gas did the painter put in his van? Just enough to make the Van Gogh.
A painter I know has his work in a local gallery. He did the baseboards and the trim on the doorways.
Today we’re actually painting two rooms because we didn’t like the color and why not add three days work to our work schedule?
Here’s the color in my new office: