Always keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings.
A good landing is anyone you can walk away from. A great landing is when they can use the plane again.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
The two most useless things to a pilot: The sky above you and 30 seconds ago.
A pilot’s favorite day is Flyday.
Just remember that the silver lining you see in that cloud, could be another airplane flying right at you.
Two wrongs don’t might a right, but two wings make an airplane.
I wanted to buy an airplane, but they told me I couldn’t keep the hanger.
Andrew's View of the Week 
Will you be there all week (1 show a day with 2 shows on Friday & Saturday?)
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I’ll be here! New jokes every week (or at least jokes I’ve hoped you’ve forgotten).
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The problem with landings is that there always is one, whether the plane is flying or falling…
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Yeah, you’re basically coming down one way or another.
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Great post! Very well-written!
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Keep the number of landings the same as the takeoffs — that’s great advice right there. Though I hope you’re not planning on getting a plane. Best master the sewing machine first.
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Paper airplane, maybe …
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Lot of really good ones in here.
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🙂
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As one who just finished a plane trip, I was able to check off a few of your helpful advices.
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Glad I could be of help. 😉
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My daughter-in-law is in the air force… I’m sure tip her wings to this.
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She’s likely heard some of these.
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Ah ha ha! 😊
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🙂
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Great one
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🙂
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