It’s a water heater. Not a hot water heater – hot water doesn’t need heating.
Fixing lunch – gee, I didn’t know it was broken.
Getting a hair cut – wouldn’t it be better to get them all cut?
I talked to a plumber about installing one of those instant hot water heaters. He said he doesn’t work on them because it’s a tankless job.
How do you make holy water? You get a large pot, fill it with water and then boil the hell out of it.
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
and always remember that if wishes were horses, we’d need a lot more brooms and shovels.
Andrew's View of the Week 
Good one 🤣🤣
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😊
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Your holy water tip is pretty good! I’ll have to remember that. 😀
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Useful tip. 😉
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We do have odd idioms, don’t we.
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We do and they make for interesting conversations.
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“A tankless job” – ha!
I grew up in an area where a large part of the population spoke Low German as a first language. And in English they always said “Get my hairs cut”, which made perfect sense… but it was technically incorrect. English is bizarre
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English is weird and I love to have fun with it. I also need to get my hairs cut…
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All so true. Hot cross bunnies–heehee. 🙂
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bunnies can get very cross sometimes … 😉
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I’ll bet they can. I wouldn’t want to cross a cross bunny.
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Andrew, great stuff and gave me the laugh I needed.
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Just doing my job 🙂
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I’ll never look at my tankless water heater the same way again, especially when it’s being serviced.
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You always want your plumber to feel appreciated.
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I laughed out loud at getting a hair cut. Yes, I have several thousand of them that I want desperately to get cut.
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One of my favorites. 😉
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