Friday Wisdom – Some Thoughts

It’s a water heater. Not a hot water heater – hot water doesn’t need heating.

Fixing lunch – gee, I didn’t know it was broken.

Getting a hair cut – wouldn’t it be better to get them all cut?

I talked to a plumber about installing one of those instant hot water heaters.  He said he doesn’t work on them because it’s a tankless job.

How do you make holy water? You get a large pot, fill it with water and then boil the hell out of it.

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

and always remember that if wishes were horses, we’d need a lot more brooms and shovels.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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17 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Some Thoughts

  1. nimi naren says:

    Good one 🤣🤣

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  2. Christi says:

    Your holy water tip is pretty good! I’ll have to remember that. 😀

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  3. We do have odd idioms, don’t we.

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  4. “A tankless job” – ha!

    I grew up in an area where a large part of the population spoke Low German as a first language. And in English they always said “Get my hairs cut”, which made perfect sense… but it was technically incorrect. English is bizarre

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  5. All so true. Hot cross bunnies–heehee. 🙂

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  6. Andrew, great stuff and gave me the laugh I needed.

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  7. Dave says:

    I’ll never look at my tankless water heater the same way again, especially when it’s being serviced.

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  8. Pied Type says:

    I laughed out loud at getting a hair cut. Yes, I have several thousand of them that I want desperately to get cut.

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