Friday Wisdom – At the DMV

Yesterday Heather and I finally had our appointment with the Nevada DMV to register our cars and get our driver’s licenses.  We found the lines short, the staff courteous, helpful,  efficient and easy to work with.  It was a very strange experience …

Other more normal DMV jokes:

They asked me if I wanted to be an organ donor.  I said, “I don’t even own an organ, but I know where I can get a piano cheap.”

What do mathematicians get at the DMV?  A deriver’s license.

Never get stuck behind The Devil in line at the DMV, for The Devil can take many forms …

I’d tell you a joke about the DMV line, but it’s kinda long.

What is the number one spring break destination for 16 year olds? The DMV office.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to Friday Wisdom – At the DMV

  1. The devil can take many forms. That one made me laugh the most. Ha! See? Still laughing. 🙂

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  2. “It’s kinda long” – ha! Good one. When we moved to BC, it took TWO HOURS to get our vehicles registered and our licenses changed. And that didn’t even include the time we spent in the lineup – it was two solid hours of sitting there watching an agent punch data into a computer, and signing enough forms to kill a forest of trees. We actually had to sell our cars (to ourselves) and then buy them back on paper. It would have been quicker and easier to move to a foreign country instead of across one provincial border. Glad your trip to the DMV went smoothly!

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  3. Baydreamer says:

    Good ones and glad you had a pleasant experience. My DL expires in March, so I’ll have to make an appt. to get a Real ID. Hope it goes just as smoothly. Have a good weekend!

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  4. Christi says:

    Our experience was vastly different here too. Took all of 5 minutes.

    My favorite is the devil joke – very clever!

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  5. jfwknifton says:

    What’s a DMV?

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  6. Yup, the organ donor one is good 🙂

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  7. Pied Type says:

    At least your DMV is open. Ours has been closed for months due to Covid. Lots of expired and temporary tags here. Imagine the mobs when it reopens!

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    • They just built a new one here and it has plenty of space for social distancing. You still have to have an appointment and it took three months for ours. Here new residents are getting a priority while everyone else is being encouraged to use the on-line services.

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  8. Great stuff. Especially love the organ donor one.

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