Friday Wisdom – BBQ

We have a sunny day out here which makes me think of summer BBQs so here’s some wisdom on the subject:

Have you seen the BBQ movie? Monty Python and the Holy Grill?

I just heard that there’s a new BBQ place up on the mount – just be careful, the steaks are high.

I went to a nice BBQ joint and asked for six ribs.ย  They said they only serve 2,3,5,7,11 or 13 ribs at a time.ย  Apparently it’s a prime rib place.

Two vegans bump into each other at a BBQ and say, “We have to stop meating like this.”

Nobody throws a BBQ like me – my record is 19 feet.

A BBQ: A place where everyone has a beef.

 

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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11 Responses to Friday Wisdom – BBQ

  1. The prime rib place was priceless. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Christi says:

    The prime rib is my favorite too, in case you’re counting. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  3. I can always count on you for a good laugh on Fridays — even if it is for corny jokes. Thanks!

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  4. Friday evening, right before my evening movie–perfect time for your CORNY jokes!

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  5. “Prime rib” – bahahaha!!! A prime joke! ๐Ÿ™‚

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