We went to see a jazz concert last night so a few jazzy funnies popped into my head:
How do you get a jazz musician off your porch? Pay for the pizza.
The difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist is that the rock guitarist plays 3 cords for 1,000 people while the jazz guitarist plays 1,000 cords for 3 people.
The difference between a jazz musician and a large pizza is that the pizza can feed a family of four.
How did the jazz singer end up with 1 million dollars? She inherited 2 million dollars.
My doctor says jazz is in my blood – she said I have a deep vein trombonses.
A lawyer wanted to join a jazz band, but they said he didn’t have any soul.
Smooth jazz puts me to sleep … must be the mellow tonin’.
Farmers are now playing smooth jazz for their corn — it’s easy on the ears.
Jazz is the most common music to get couples “in the mood” because it’s so saxxy.
A bus full of jazz players broke down on the freeway. Police are reporting a massive jam.
My parents didn’t let me listen to classical or jazz when I was a kid. They said it had too much sax and violins …