Friday Wisdom – Dentist

Posted on 10/01/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I went to the dentist this week for my checkup and cleaning so here you go:

A dentist married a manicurist. They fight tooth and nail.

I went to the dentist. They put me in a chair, put the thing around my neck and … well you know the drill.

The thought of getting a root canal procedure is deeply unnerving.

I read that the Queen went to the dentist. She needed a new crown.

My dentist said she went to the north pole and saw a molar bear.

My dentist told me that I don’t have to brush all my teeth – just the ones I want to keep.

What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.

A smart phone went to the dentist because it had blue tooth.

I asked my dentist how he got so good at doing fillings. He said he went through a lot of drills.

Dentistry: The same old grind day after day.

My dentist got the Dentist of the Year Award. Sadly, it was just a little plaque.

Apparently, tooth paste is not for gluing teeth back together.

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About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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27 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Dentist

  1. Diane Henders's avatar Diane Henders says:
    10/06/2021 at 5:27 pm

    “Deeply unnerving” – bahahaha!!! If you’ve got any more straight lines, I’ll bite. πŸ˜‰

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  2. Nancy Ruegg's avatar Nancy Ruegg says:
    10/05/2021 at 1:43 pm

    Love the levity you provide, Andrew! Such fun!

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  3. Mama's Empty Nest's avatar Mama's Empty Nest says:
    10/04/2021 at 8:08 am

    What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. πŸ˜‰

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  4. Lakshmi Bhat's avatar Lakshmi Bhat says:
    10/04/2021 at 7:43 am

    My husband is a dentist πŸ™‚

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  5. Christi's avatar Christi says:
    10/03/2021 at 3:48 pm

    Good to see you haven’t lost your touch, Andrew!

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  6. Ray V.'s avatar Ray V. says:
    10/02/2021 at 9:24 am

    Good stuff. Reminded me of the snake charmer that married a funeral director. They had hand towels embroidered with hiss and hearse. 😊

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  7. Dave's avatar Dave says:
    10/02/2021 at 8:01 am

    “…it was just a little plaque.” My favorite.

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  8. jfwknifton's avatar jfwknifton says:
    10/02/2021 at 3:41 am

    Excellent stuff, particularly the dentist and the manicurist, The one about “You don’t have to brush all your teeth could be turned into a set of posters for dentists’ waiting rooms.

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  9. floridaborne's avatar floridaborne says:
    10/01/2021 at 8:00 pm

    The last time I went to the dentist I got a cavity — in my wallet.

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  10. Debra's avatar Debra says:
    10/01/2021 at 5:40 pm

    I saw my dentist this week after more than a year. I’d fill you in, but you know the drill!

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  11. Jacqui Murray's avatar Jacqui Murray says:
    10/01/2021 at 12:08 pm

    That is confusing–tooth paste.

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  12. Sheila Landry Designs's avatar Sheila Landry Designs says:
    10/01/2021 at 11:59 am

    I think I liked the first one the best. That had me laugh out loud. πŸ™‚ Thank you, Andrew! They are always such a fun read! ❀

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  13. Bette A. Stevens's avatar Bette A. Stevens says:
    10/01/2021 at 11:38 am

    Great!

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