Friday Wisdom – Dentist

I went to the dentist this week for my checkup and cleaning so here you go:

A dentist married a manicurist. They fight tooth and nail.

I went to the dentist. They put me in a chair, put the thing around my neck and … well you know the drill.

The thought of getting a root canal procedure is deeply unnerving.

I read that the Queen went to the dentist. She needed a new crown.

My dentist said she went to the north pole and saw a molar bear.

My dentist told me that I don’t have to brush all my teeth – just the ones I want to keep.

What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.

A smart phone went to the dentist because it had blue tooth.

I asked my dentist how he got so good at doing fillings. He said he went through a lot of drills.

Dentistry: The same old grind day after day.

My dentist got the Dentist of the Year Award. Sadly, it was just a little plaque.

Apparently, tooth paste is not for gluing teeth back together.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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27 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Dentist

  1. “Deeply unnerving” – bahahaha!!! If you’ve got any more straight lines, I’ll bite. πŸ˜‰

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  2. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Love the levity you provide, Andrew! Such fun!

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  3. What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. πŸ˜‰

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  4. Lakshmi Bhat says:

    My husband is a dentist πŸ™‚

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  5. Christi says:

    Good to see you haven’t lost your touch, Andrew!

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  6. Ray V. says:

    Good stuff. Reminded me of the snake charmer that married a funeral director. They had hand towels embroidered with hiss and hearse. 😊

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  7. Dave says:

    “…it was just a little plaque.” My favorite.

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  8. jfwknifton says:

    Excellent stuff, particularly the dentist and the manicurist, The one about “You don’t have to brush all your teeth could be turned into a set of posters for dentists’ waiting rooms.

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  9. floridaborne says:

    The last time I went to the dentist I got a cavity — in my wallet.

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  10. Debra says:

    I saw my dentist this week after more than a year. I’d fill you in, but you know the drill!

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  11. That is confusing–tooth paste.

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  12. I think I liked the first one the best. That had me laugh out loud. πŸ™‚ Thank you, Andrew! They are always such a fun read! ❀

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