Not that I want this to sound like bragging, but not only did I make cheese straws this week, but I also baked a batch of cookies (sorry no picture, they got eaten before I get to my camera) so here is some wisdom about baking and cooking:
I’ve always thought that I should have become a baker – I hear they make a lot of dough.
I tried writing a joke about cooking, but it didn’t pan out.
Just remember: If you cross a waiter and a chef you’ll get a cold meal.
The police responded to a crime at the restaurant – the pastry chef said it happened right in front of his berry eyes.
Did you hear about the two chefs who always cooked together? Yup, they were taste buds …
I ask the waiter if anyone ever orders raw steak. He said, “Yes, but it’s rare.”
The sesame seed at the casino all night – it was on a roll.
What is the one think that baseball and cake baking have in common? The batter.
I use to make doughnuts, but I got tired of the hole thing.
Did you hear they arrested the baker? He was seen beating an egg.
I just hear that biscuits can fly – well, just the plain ones.