Well it’s birthday month in our house so here we go:
To avoid getting heartburn when eating birthday cake, remove the candles before eating.
People who have the most birthdays live the longest.
I once went to Moby Dick’s birthday – it was a whale of a party.
A true friend is one who remembers you birthday, but not your age.
You should put candles on the top of a birthday cake – it’s really difficult to put them on the bottom.
Birthdays are great, but too many can be fatal.
You know you’re getting older when you start sentences with, “Back in my day …”
You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
How old were you when they started bringing out a fire extinguisher with the cake?
One more birthday, one year closer to monthly social security checks.
This week I turned 29, again.
So when does this, “Old enough to know better” kicks in?
My birthday cake was hard as a rock. Well, it was a marble cake.
Andrew's View of the Week 
Happy birthday month, Andrew! Was it January or Feb?
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January. We take the whole month.
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Well happy belated birthday, Andrew!!!
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Thank you!
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Excellent laughs, as always !!!
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🙂
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Happy Birthday month, Andrew!
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Thank you!
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Reblogged on FB. Too funny!
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Glad you liked it!
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Good tip about the heartburn! Still chuckling… 🙂
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I’ve got lots of good tips.
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I’ve wondered about the ‘old enough to know better’ thing, too.
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Never seems to get here.
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At my age these observations are particularly apropos.
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Yup, some of these used to be funny, but now they’re truth.
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