The last couple of weeks have been preparing taxes here at the shop so here we go with everything I know about taxes:
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong and a tax is a fine for doing something right.
Children may be deductible, but they’re still taxing.
Nothing drives one to being modest about their income like having to fill out an tax form.
Tax is like a laundry list – whatever happens you’re likely to lose your shirt.
There is no greater creative writing genre than a persons itemized deduction list.
When it comes to golf and fishing there are a lot of liars, but far more liars are made by filling out tax forms.
Are you sure I can’t list the government as a dependent?
Of life’s two certainties, taxes is the only one you can get an extension on.
“You must pay taxes, but there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.” — financial services firm Morgan Stanley.
“Dear IRS, I am writing you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.” — Snoopy (from top of his dog house).
“The best measure of a person’s honesty isn’t their income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.” — Arthur C. Clarke
“Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax from than it does to make the income.” — Alfred E. Neuman (What me worry?)