I had a long road trip this week to visit my brothers so here’s some info on cars:
When is a door not a not? When it’s ajar.
A state trooper pulls a man over for speeding and asks to see the man’s driving license. The man said, “I wish you’d make up your mind, first you take away my license and the next thing you want to see it.”
Don’t run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted and don’t run in front of a car – you might get tired.
What kind of car does a dinosaur drive? A tyrannosaurus wreck.
I saw my neighbor washing his car with his son. I still think he should use a sponge.
There was a frog on the on-ramp thumbing for a ride, so I stoped and said, “Hop in”
So if you hit by a guitar truck, would that be a fender-bender?
The frog was at the parking meter looking for his car. I had to tell him it had been toad.
I was on a bus and gave my seat to a blind person. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Apparently snoring scares all the passengers in my car.
I tried building a car out of wood, but it wooden go.
Most common cause of ice cream trucks breaking down: rocky road
Did you hear Santa just got a motorcycle – a brand new Holly Davidson.
I don’t like to brag, but I just got back from buying something very expensive. Yup, went to the gas station.