I was going to post wisdom about poets, but I took a bike ride today that was far more interesting. A few weeks ago I bought a bike rack for the car so Heather and I could go interesting places to ride our bikes. Today was a test drive for the rack and bike path we’ve been driving past for years. It was a nice ride until I fell off the bike. Don’t panic, the biggest injury was to my pride – the bike wasn’t hurt and the rack worked just fine to get us home. Well, here’s what I know about bikes:
I went to my neighbor to tell her that her dog has been chasing people on a bike. She said, that’s a lie – her dog doesn’t own a bike.
I think my bike needs a new chain – anyone have any links?
Years ago my grandson was praying loudly saying, “God please send me a new bike!” I said that God isn’t hard of hearing, to which he replied, “Yes, but grandma is.”
Recently I was offered a job at a bike factory. They want me to be their spokesman.
Just found out that the difference between a well dress man on a unicycle and poorly dressed man on a bicycle is … attire.
My bike keeps falling over – I think it’s two-tired.
I saw a lady on a bike and yelled “COW!!!”. She looked at me, flipped me off and ran right into the cow.
If you cross a bike with a flower, you’ll get some cycle pedals.
Just read a news story about a vampire bicycle that’s going around biting people – it’s a vicious cycle.
My bank manager had to give up riding a bike. He kept loosing his balance.
What is a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
What does the baby bicycle call his dad? Pop-cycle.
I was going to try out a unicycle, but I’m two tired.
okay, okay, I’ll admit it – my bicycle puns can get tire-some.
First my bike chain started to rust, then my whole bicycle fell apart. I think it was a chain reaction.
Want some more cycling jokes or do you need a brake?