World’s Funniest Joke

This duck walks in to a bar, goes up to the bartender and asks, “Go any grapes?”

The bartender says, “What kind of place do you think this is, we don’t have any grapes. Get out of here.”

The next night the duck walks up to the bartender and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender says, “What is wrong with you?  This is a bar we don’t have any grapes.  Stop asking and get out of here.”

The next night the duck walks up to the bartender and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender yells at the duck, “We got no grapes, we never have grapes, don’t ever come in here asking for grapes.  If you come in here one more time asking for grapes I am going to nail your webbed feet to the bar!”

The next night the duck walks up to the bartender and asks, “Got any nails?”

The bartender says, “What is wrong with you? No we don’t have nails in the bar.”

The ducks, “Well, in that case, got any grapes?”


That was one of my father’s jokes.  He could embellish it, extend, shorten and add a few voice inflections that would just get people laughing.  I told this to the grand kids once and the declared it, “the funniest joke ever.”

More stuff next Friday,
Andrew

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I work in the high tech world doing software release engineering Then I got prostate cancer Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to World’s Funniest Joke

  1. bg says:

    I started telling the 2 youngest kids this joke and they broke into song. You tube duck song you’ll get a laugh from it. For the kids they made it a lemonade stand. 🙂

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  2. artseafartsea says:

    Thanks to you and your father for the LOL moment!

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  3. lorieb says:

    my friend’s son used to tell that joke over and over, about 15 years ago. Still funny!!

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  4. What a great way to start my Friday. Thank you, Andrew.

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  5. LOL Thanks for sharing.

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  6. Carrie Rubin says:

    Haha, thanks for the Friday funny. Happy weekend to you!

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