Andrew’s Dictionary: Software Upgrade

Software upgrade:

  1. Replace existing bugs with new bugs.
  2. Remove useful features and install useless features.
  3. Move often used button deeper into the menu, requiring two more clicks to perform the same action.
  4. The process of turning an expensive cellphone into a small brick.


More useful information next week,


About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to Andrew’s Dictionary: Software Upgrade

  1. psatozero says:

    It’s all been said! What can I add? To comment further would be just like a useless update!

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  2. I was following along with you about every problem, waiting to hear about how to fix it. And then came your sad but true ending. We’re all stuck in the technology maze.

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  3. Ah, the frustration.

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  4. mitchteemley says:

    A succinct and accurate summary, Andrew.

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  5. Allan G. Smorra says:

    Funny, but too true, Andrew.

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  6. It all makes sense now! Thank you for the clarification. 😀

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  7. My husband just pre-ordered the iPhone 10. I refuse.

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  8. Relax... says:

    LOL, too true!

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  9. Ray V. says:

    Reblogged this on Mitigating Chaos and commented:
    This is from a friend that does this for a living. Finally, the truth comes out. Maybe the folks at WP will read this?

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