Friday Wisdom – Heaven and Hell

On our river cruise the Program Director shared this bit of information about Europe:

Heaven in Europe is where:

  • the police are British
  • the lovers French
  • the mechanics German
  • the chefs Italian
  • and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell in Europe is where:

  • the police are German
  • the lovers Swiss
  • the mechanics French
  • the chefs British
  • and it is all organized by the Italians.

And now you know.

More wisdom next week.


About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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26 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Heaven and Hell

  1. CJ Hartwell says:

    Oh my, that’s hilarious! Someone needs to write a skit of that!

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  2. We all have our little quirks!

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  3. timkeen40 says:

    I would love to know exactly what you went through. I hope to someday. I the meantime, thanks for telling all about it.

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  4. Debra says:

    Good to know! What wonderful travels, now matter who was in charge!

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  5. G. J. Jolly says:

    From my experience, you can get heaven in Greece.

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  6. Baydreamer says:

    Wisdom good to know. 😉

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  7. But those Italians are such fun . . . and the food . .

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  8. Oh dear. I’ll take “heaven”, please.

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  9. Carrie Rubin says:

    Ha, too funny!

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  10. That’s pretty funny. “Organized by the Italians”–yikes!

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  11. dorannrule says:

    Now those are pearls of real wisdom.

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