Friday Wisdom – What is …

Posted on 06/21/2019 by Andrew Reynolds

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.

more wisdom next week,

Andrew

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – What is …

  1. Renee Chester's Quilting Addiction says:
    07/05/2019 at 10:07 am

    Told the kids this one and they groaned. lol i guess mom is not supposed to tell jokes. I thought it was funny.

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  2. CJ Hartwell says:
    06/28/2019 at 1:38 pm

    A bit of absurdist humor is always appreciated. Thank you for that. 😉

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  3. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    06/25/2019 at 5:58 am

    You should have told me to look up when you advised me to talk to trees!! 😉

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  4. Diane Henders says:
    06/23/2019 at 8:50 pm

    Wow, didn’t see that one coming! From now on I’ll keep my eye on the sky (just in case I don’t see a pool table coming). 😉

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  5. Debra says:
    06/22/2019 at 7:08 pm

    You’re so right! Thank you for the warning. I’ll be on the lookout!

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  6. ParentingIsFunny says:
    06/22/2019 at 2:54 pm

    Good one. And certainly true.

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  7. dfolstad58 says:
    06/21/2019 at 3:30 pm

    Love it ! Now I have to try to remember it!

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  8. dorannrule says:
    06/21/2019 at 12:30 pm

    LOL! So silly it is hilarious.

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  9. Garyi says:
    06/21/2019 at 8:06 am

    I thought it was an envious, but ill tree climbing bovine.

    Thank God for the ability of our bodies to often heal themselves. Better than most physicians!

    Have a good weekend, Andrew.

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  10. Jacqui Murray says:
    06/21/2019 at 8:04 am

    I didn’t see that one coming, Andrew.

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