Friday Wisdom – What is …

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.

more wisdom next week,


About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – What is …

  1. Told the kids this one and they groaned. lol i guess mom is not supposed to tell jokes. I thought it was funny.

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  2. CJ Hartwell says:

    A bit of absurdist humor is always appreciated. Thank you for that. 😉

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  3. You should have told me to look up when you advised me to talk to trees!! 😉

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  4. Wow, didn’t see that one coming! From now on I’ll keep my eye on the sky (just in case I don’t see a pool table coming). 😉

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  5. Debra says:

    You’re so right! Thank you for the warning. I’ll be on the lookout!

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  6. Good one. And certainly true.

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  7. dfolstad58 says:

    Love it ! Now I have to try to remember it!

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  8. dorannrule says:

    LOL! So silly it is hilarious.

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  9. Garyi says:

    I thought it was an envious, but ill tree climbing bovine.

    Thank God for the ability of our bodies to often heal themselves. Better than most physicians!

    Have a good weekend, Andrew.

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  10. I didn’t see that one coming, Andrew.

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